As Michael
Gove approves three free schools run by groups with creationist views, I have
been inspired to put forward a submission for a school run on my own ideologies
built on a strong foundation of cynicism and jaded negativity. However useful studying
a belief system that teaches the earth was created six thousand years ago might
be in the modern world, surely it would be of greater worth to study a syllabus
designed to make the next generation question, interrogate and approach the
future with the mistrust more closely associated with middle or old age?
Although my
proposal is in its early stages, I am hopeful that the following ideas will become
cornerstones of the curriculum:
1.
Sport
and exercise – television and five-a-side
2.
Religious
studies – X-Files
3.
Science
– astrophysics and quantum theory
4.
English
– Thrift and other books by Phil Church
5.
Maths
– no
6.
Geography
– Attenborough
7.
History
– pub quiz facts
8.
Dance
– wedding classics
9.
Catering
– Michelin star
10. Psychology – Google-based diagnosis
What do you
think, Mr Gove?
1-Tennis & the classic rounders
ReplyDelete2- Love & peace
3- The big bang theory & blowing up things
4- Shakespeare & all the english classics
5- Agreed
6- Camping or traveling
7- The Tudors & the borgias
8- flashmob
9- Desserts
10- skip